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there+is+a+100+percent+chance+the+cat+wrote+this+headline
there is a 100 percent chance the cat wrote this headline SCORE 29
well%2C+that+explains+it
well, that explains it SCORE 23
the+bees.+they+hate+you%2C+specifically
the bees. they hate you, specifically SCORE 33
you+ordered+the+mcsoul
you ordered the mcsoul SCORE 25
chameleon+fail
chameleon fail SCORE 24
just+give+me+the+chocolate
just give me the chocolate SCORE 4
modern+poe
modern poe SCORE 26
a+well+fed+t-rex
a well fed t-rex SCORE 27
she%26%238217%3Bs+a+snack
she’s a snack SCORE 22
the+ole+razzle+dazzle
the ole razzle dazzle SCORE 25
%26%238220%3Bthat%26%238217%3Bs+my+calf%26%238221%3B
“that’s my calf” SCORE 35
life+is+good
life is good SCORE 23
three+giants+crabs
three giants crabs SCORE 29
teef
teef SCORE 17
i+miss+you%2C+i+miss+you
i miss you, i miss you SCORE 17
excellent+price
excellent price SCORE 15
peeved+cats
peeved cats SCORE 22
you+used+to+be+able+to+rent+pineapples
you used to be able to rent pineapples SCORE 28
may+the+force+be+with+you
may the force be with you SCORE 26
it%26%238217%3Bs+the+same+genre
it’s the same genre SCORE 15
the+original+baby+yoda
the original baby yoda SCORE 14
big+apple+burn
big apple burn SCORE 17
all+hail+the+cyberfish
all hail the cyberfish SCORE 25
actually%2C+dare
actually, dare SCORE 17
never+realized+that+as+a+kid
never realized that as a kid SCORE 21
checkmate
checkmate SCORE 41
he+lives+in+a+house+of+his+own+making
he lives in a house of his own making SCORE 22
celebrity+sighting
celebrity sighting SCORE 3
such+a+shame
such a shame SCORE 19
there+will+not+be+a+second+date
there will not be a second date SCORE 16
i+stresslax+daily
i stresslax daily SCORE 21
problem+free+for+my+entire+life
problem free for my entire life SCORE 3
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Coincidence%3F
Coincidence? SCORE 87
Would+not+bang
Would not bang SCORE -8
Feeling+down%3F
Feeling down? SCORE 104
Zombies
Zombies SCORE 6
duckface
duckface SCORE -6
4+hours+into+the+essay+I%26%238217%3Bm+suppose+to+be+writing%26%238230%3B
4 hours into the essay I’m suppose to be writing… SCORE 211
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