not your average gastropub SCORE 18
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
all penguins are criminals SCORE 28
you don’t accidentally grow a chicken dinosaur SCORE 29
pluto is bruised because of us SCORE 31
dog bites everything SCORE 23
started making it, had a breakdown SCORE 30
eat more ice cream for breakfast SCORE 27
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
we are the math problem SCORE 36
keeps missing scene SCORE 30
species and age, please SCORE 40
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
beavers hate water SCORE 35
when life imitates art SCORE 24
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
we have one useful hand SCORE 22
dog wood trees SCORE 26
roger roger SCORE 14
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
pupils dilate SCORE 43
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
at least there are cats SCORE 20
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
you’re not an alpha male SCORE 40
chef boyardee on wheels SCORE 14
my voice is the worst SCORE 34
