Branch Manager & Assistant to the Branch Manager. SCORE 75
Can I help you human? SCORE 60
Mother speaking a language that everyone understands. SCORE 79
The manager of the cleaning company we use had a wholesome reaction when I accidentally sent her a text meant for my wife. SCORE 79
Hittin the grind so hard it kills SCORE 95
My Only Fortune That Has Ever Come True SCORE 101
Denny’s is always there to help out SCORE 84
Just making that clear. SCORE 79
Boop SCORE 50
I’ve been dating my girlfriend for six years… SCORE 45
This is the future. Robots looking after our health. SCORE 57
But why are you so loud for? SCORE 29
Cat gives his friend a relaxing message SCORE 66
Those Years Of Pot (smashing) Have Finally Caught SCORE 71
WebMD, increasing anxiety since 1996 SCORE 59
I. Can’t. Wait. SCORE 41
My friend had this "service animal" on her flight today SCORE 59
Classic. SCORE 39
The moment that both my phone and laptop are dead SCORE 53
I would eat all of this. SCORE 40
"I’ll just sleep right here so nobody steals my food" SCORE 81
Dads in the office. SCORE 72
Buh Bye now! SCORE 47
This is the view from the Pizza Hut balcony in Egypt. SCORE 61
Took me a second… SCORE 67
How often did he save everyone on Gilligans island? SCORE 82
Beer holding competition SCORE 85
United Airlines was over-booked SCORE 68
Don’t mind me i’m just the milkman SCORE 58
I rest my case. SCORE 57
All The Health Food Advocates Of This World SCORE 60
Swipe right for Jesus. SCORE 55