Dealing with children… SCORE 30
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Wife is pregnant, don’t ask. SCORE 20
short people SCORE 0
Science. SCORE 104
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
The Twortle SCORE 142
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Same thing… SCORE 21
Now kiss… SCORE 115
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Accurate. SCORE 287
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Mr. Mix… SCORE 1
At my funeral. SCORE 218
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Fame Still Can’t Beat Brothers SCORE 39
The evilest thing I can imagine… SCORE 13
He’s loving it. SCORE 9
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
I’ve never been more scared of starfish… SCORE 19
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Trollololo! SCORE 151
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
A Date for the Scilence SCORE 23
Just married. SCORE 27
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
The dentist’s office. SCORE 116
