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Colbert+is+hot.
SCORE 131
Come+to+the+party%2C+leave+with+a+vasectomy.
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 30
%2AOD%26%238217%3Bs+on+vitamin+A%2A
*OD’s on vitamin A* SCORE 55
Two+butts%2C+one+vent.
Two butts, one vent. SCORE 106
Meth%3A+Not+even+once
Meth: Not even once SCORE 38
Riddle+of+the+Sphinx
Riddle of the Sphinx SCORE 85
What+does+Puerto+Rico+contribute%3F
What does Puerto Rico contribute? SCORE 112
Scary+stats
Scary stats SCORE 69
Psst%21+Whacha+doin%3F
Psst! Whacha doin? SCORE 69
If+you+square+any+number+containing+just+1s%2C+the+answer+will+be+counting+up+the+amount+of+1s+and+counting+down+after.
If you square any number containing just 1s, the answer will be counting up the amount of 1s and counting down after. SCORE 61
%26%238230%3Bbut+mooom
…but mooom SCORE 60
Friggan+Canucks.
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 82
Terrifying+shot+of+a+Great+White
Terrifying shot of a Great White SCORE 70
If+I+find+myself+pushing+60%2C+I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+live+right.
If I find myself pushing 60, I didn’t live right. SCORE 73
Scratch+and+sniff+your+monitor.
Scratch and sniff your monitor. SCORE 29
German+exchange+students
German exchange students SCORE 67
Lies+for+good.
Lies for good. SCORE 83
The+dangers+of+custom+checks.
The dangers of custom checks. SCORE 45
Growing+old+together.
Growing old together. SCORE 102
SHES+GONNA+BUY+IT
SHES GONNA BUY IT SCORE 71
The+Miami+Zoo+put+30+flamingos+in+the+bathroom+during+hurricane+Andrew%2C+in+1992%2C+to+ride+out+the+storm.
The Miami Zoo put 30 flamingos in the bathroom during hurricane Andrew, in 1992, to ride out the storm. SCORE 73
Harry+Potter+and+the+gulag+of+secrets
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 89
You%26%238217%3Bre+hired+and+you+can+work+here+as+long+as+you+want.
You’re hired and you can work here as long as you want. SCORE 54
No+need+for+awkward+small+talk
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 108
Oopsie%26%238230%3B+I%26%238217%3Bm+smarter+than+you%26%238230%3B
Oopsie… I’m smarter than you… SCORE 115
A+True+Disney+Princess
A True Disney Princess SCORE 41
Snoop+respects+the+classics
Snoop respects the classics SCORE 102
Traffic+barrier+turned+street+art.
Traffic barrier turned street art. SCORE 89
Lay+off+my+freedom+fries.
Lay off my freedom fries. SCORE 44
Reasons+to+keep+trekking+on.
Reasons to keep trekking on. SCORE 76
Cuddly+cloud
Cuddly cloud SCORE 69
The+worst+kind+of+wing+man.
The worst kind of wing man. SCORE 84
yes%2C+bernie+sanders+should+totally+live+in+the+US+treasury+building
yes, bernie sanders should totally live in the US treasury building SCORE 57
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A reindeer you say? SCORE 24
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Outstanding marketing. SCORE 30
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Chimpanzee with heterochromia. SCORE 21
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Sharing is caring SCORE 29
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Hang tight bud. SCORE 16
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