Nailed it SCORE 11
Awkward SCORE 69
Just like they ignore the nice bed you bought them SCORE 29
Good boi summer SCORE 75
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
Bloodlust in their eyes SCORE 40
A sensitive cyclops SCORE 30
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
Call 911 SCORE 17
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
For me? SCORE 45
Finally found my spirit animal SCORE 21
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Problem solved SCORE 34
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
Plot twist! SCORE 42
The original is still the king SCORE 39
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
easy money SCORE 29
This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Same… SCORE 53
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Jinkies! SCORE 63
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Needs more white SCORE 23
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Non-negotiable SCORE 44
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67