call the fire department SCORE 4
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
omg SCORE 20
english burn SCORE 27
back to bed! SCORE 19
i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19
i’m canceling SCORE 9
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
an impossible task SCORE 20
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
beautiful piece of art SCORE 44
clever SCORE 29
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
definitely a dog SCORE 45
excuse me SCORE 19
they get huge SCORE 22
i have layers SCORE 32
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
it’s a graveyard smash SCORE 22
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
who’s in? SCORE 34
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
this is why i drink SCORE 29