Not gonna happen, Deb. SCORE 35
OK BUT DID YOU EVEN COUNT THE WORDS? SCORE 25
WELL THEN SCORE 17
I want to believe. SCORE 28
Clear this up for me. SCORE 39
Trying to be relatable is cute. SCORE 28
They take their drive-thru tacos very seriously. SCORE 22
Tubing down the riverrrrr. SCORE 34
Ah. Seppuku it is… SCORE 16
A well timed dear fact. SCORE 23
*happy jedi noises* SCORE 19
We’re never going to recover from this. SCORE 10
It’s not safe to look that similar to iced cream… SCORE 23
Olden but golden SCORE 19
It’s all good. SCORE 48
When verified twitter goes to war… SCORE 56
Movie Magic SCORE 27
Human 101, do not touch the dinosaurs. SCORE 20
*CRONCH* SCORE 26
Hey at least you’re not in jail yet… right? SCORE 12
No, this is patrick SCORE 41
In other news Musk Corp just acquired Coca Cola SCORE 23
I didn’t realize you could lease a falcon. SCORE 29
Hello, old friend. SCORE 24
Free toilet paper with purchase of this haunted house! SCORE 22
The time to eat has arrived. SCORE 20
treat? SCORE 25
the darkest time is all the time. SCORE 41
I am so sure you get my point. SCORE 13
OK but have you seen those n a c h o s? SCORE 14
I would eat them. SCORE 40
Extreme snow shoveling. SCORE 47