I’m not a volcano SCORE 59
Having children SCORE 2
Pretty Serious SCORE 14
Complete defeat SCORE 139
Important SCORE 12
My favorite verse of the Old Testament SCORE 89
Ivanka likes the memes SCORE 8
Calm down, Jessica SCORE 149
Don't be in a wheelchair. Stand up, run a marathon SCORE 16
Illegal possession of firearms. SCORE 127
Finally… SCORE 13
When guys think their hair is long enough for a man bun. SCORE 136
Larry David takes his daughter to tour every Civil War battlefield SCORE 127
Why you have a headache SCORE 11
It Was Worth A Try SCORE 86
Yes, please. SCORE 134
Most American things SCORE 5
The rules of karaoke SCORE 79
I just wanna pet it SCORE 131
First world problems SCORE 12
Hello darkness, my old friend SCORE 195
Why we are friends SCORE -5
That’s the domain you decided to go with? SCORE 75
A passive aggressive comic. SCORE 9
Don’t worry about the people who aren’t happy for you. SCORE 12
How did Barack propose to Michelle? SCORE 8
I feel IT SCORE 7
Drove by one of the best billboard ads I’ve ever seen this morning. SCORE 110
Truth About Happiness SCORE 110
Because Chicken Broth is photo worthy. SCORE -52
So smooth SCORE 12
Then and now SCORE 136
