A Slam Poem to Bacon (with Nick Offerman). SCORE 22
Proof that girls are evil. SCORE 232
Well that’s depressing…. SCORE 183
A lovely self portrait. SCORE 121
Get a tasty new look! SCORE 96
Family photos. SCORE 2
For all the ballers… SCORE 2
Better Fund This. SCORE -1
It was so clean though… SCORE 0
Sage advice. SCORE 87
wow… SCORE 1
You’ll have to break my heart to know all my secrets… SCORE 135
Donuts bring me joy. SCORE 60
Witnessing childbirth. SCORE 71
Bacon s’mores? Yes, please! SCORE 46
Ron Swanson. SCORE 66
Halloween is scary… SCORE 22
Crunches are hard… SCORE 67
Faith in humanity, restored. SCORE 289
It’s cool… He’s famous. SCORE 208
Russian doll cellphones SCORE 3
Things that blew your mind when you were a kid. SCORE 160
Just blew my mind SCORE 102
The cycles of life. SCORE 205
Never trust a zombie. SCORE 111
Eat me, please. SCORE 5
Harry Potter alphabet characters SCORE 20
You wanna know how I got these scars? SCORE 124
Uh, maybe you shouldn’t have kids… SCORE 2
Sweet bodies. SCORE 182
LOL SCORE 5
Mr. Tea SCORE 102