black eye comes soon. SCORE 74
fetch delivered. SCORE 121
I’m both kinds of tired… SCORE 105
This is the kindest expression I’ve ever witnessed. SCORE 104
Service was oceanic. SCORE 98
Started my transfer paperwork already. SCORE 62
hmm yea SCORE 59
Clearly this guy likes to live on the edge. SCORE 30
My neighbor has life-size models of Mike and Sully in his upstairs guest room. SCORE 81
Megamouth shark discovered off the coast of Japan. SCORE 51
Off the record… go get ’em SCORE 100
Alfred Hitchcock impersonating Ringo Starr, 1964. SCORE 51
Trying to pick up a rock when you don’t have hands SCORE 65
Students helping a principal be cool SCORE 105
Thought you guys should be reminded too SCORE 61
Let Thanksgiving happen. SCORE 64
When you see it… SCORE 95
Thanks bud. SCORE 86
Don’t sweat it. SCORE 71
Growing Up In… Western Europe – Eastern Europe SCORE 61
Nice try Mr. Ed. SCORE 61
TROGDOOORRRR SCORE 71
We dodged a bullet. SCORE 119
Gotta speed up to stop the rise up SCORE 65
My wife eating flamin’ hot Cheetos with chopsticks as to not get Cheeto fingers SCORE 103
*Cuts tension with butter knife* SCORE 86
Lest we forget SCORE 100
I guess… SCORE 97
Aaaannnd their gone. SCORE 96
Opens Up A Bag Of Chips SCORE 56
I Like Your T-shirt, It’s Fantastic SCORE 141
know your hogwarts house SCORE 54
