Just a hamster… ZOMGG!!! WTF! SCORE 209
Ladies… SCORE 158
Everything in life is temporary. SCORE 186
Cats are jerks. SCORE 235
Deal breaker. SCORE 368
Totally worth it. SCORE 239
Oh sorry! I’m really busy… SCORE 296
Invisible crack pipe. SCORE 159
I want to believe… SCORE 195
What do you think? SCORE 207
We’re going to Petco. SCORE 284
Is it true you eat us? SCORE 114
Kitty troll. SCORE 324
That’s so raven. SCORE 297
Cool story. SCORE 202
THE (angry) BIRDS! SCORE 160
Just Japan. SCORE 88
Forever alone. SCORE 268
Talking cow. SCORE 302
Thank you, Sims. SCORE 245
The dead version of you is so much better. SCORE 238
I’m pretty sure you’re not even a waiter!!! SCORE 172
Checkmate. SCORE 412
I’m a jerk. SCORE 230
Metamorphosis. SCORE 308
Please enjoy responsibly. SCORE 293
You again… SCORE 249
TEH COCAINE IS NICE HERE. YES, VERY NICE. SCORE 153
Discuss. SCORE -25
Whisper dirty things in my ear… SCORE 184
All the people who want to date you. SCORE 214
Because zombies are coming, dear. SCORE 227