exactly how i ordered it SCORE 19
you see, the day i was born SCORE 10
what is this, pants? SCORE 23
excuse me, this is America SCORE 13
is this satire? SCORE 14
i like you better with your legs still attached SCORE 11
cramps SCORE 9
friday is perfect actually SCORE 25
slap them SCORE 12
we dare you SCORE 10
yes they are SCORE 7
memorable first customer SCORE 17
i like bananas SCORE 9
it’s perfect SCORE 21
supersize it SCORE -4
merriam webster should sue! SCORE 15
onward, steed! SCORE 14
must. hold. it. together SCORE 13
mooooo SCORE 15
don’t insult al capone SCORE 28
otherwise i’m falling asleep SCORE 12
everything beagle SCORE 1
you are charcuterie SCORE 11
it’s spicy, you wouldn’t like it SCORE 17
accidental beauty SCORE 31
be kind, peanut butt SCORE 15
what did you think was going to be in there? sugar? SCORE 13
duck! SCORE 13
a very small dog SCORE 15
a totally normal seat SCORE 11
turtle magic ritual SCORE 15
we’re both lying SCORE 23
