Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Cats are jerks. SCORE 157
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
The power of barking SCORE 18
Same thing… SCORE 21
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
Goats are jerks. SCORE 114
The Twortle SCORE 142
2pactopus SCORE 113
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
At my funeral. SCORE 218
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Going home for vacation SCORE 14
Burn!!! SCORE 1
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Accurate. SCORE 146
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Howling lessons SCORE 9
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
Light vs. darkness. SCORE 255
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12