What I imagine people watching me play Pokemon on the subway are thinking. SCORE 198
The shelf life of food. SCORE 77
Wisdom from Benjamin Franklin. SCORE 220
How marriage works. SCORE 66
That awkward moment when… SCORE 138
Friend level: Ginger. SCORE 115
I once had a goldfish who would break dance on the carpet… SCORE 194
Seems legit. SCORE 150
I love you. SCORE 20
You could claim anything is real… SCORE 197
New books. SCORE 200
All the Navies! SCORE 172
I used to be a people person… SCORE 130
A forever puppy! SCORE 390
Root beer, squared. SCORE 311
Friends. SCORE 213
There’s plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 84
What you never knew you never knew, about Pocahontas. SCORE 193
What slouch skinny jeans look like. SCORE 273
How people see me. SCORE 233
Your math teacher is a liar. SCORE 176
The only Harlem Shake that I approve of. SCORE 252
I’m not sure what to believe anymore. SCORE 390
Princess Darth Vader. SCORE 288
Beyonce’s zoo shoes. SCORE -260
You know you’re nothing without me! SCORE 1
Just Bill Murray SCORE 11
I did Nazi that coming… SCORE 194
We may be stupid and fat, but I know an insult when I see one. SCORE 297
I never run with scissors. SCORE 174
I hate that moment. SCORE 148
Sadly, I can relate. SCORE 145
