what we want vs what we get SCORE 18
the problem with talking about my feelings SCORE 19
species and age, please SCORE 40
growing toe beans SCORE 33
it’s okay to compliment your fellow man SCORE 42
potato shaped SCORE 10
at least there are cats SCORE 20
alexa turn my feelings off SCORE 11
we are the math problem SCORE 36
the dishes… again SCORE 27
blessed mac and cheese SCORE 8
if only there was a logical explanation SCORE 24
dog begging for boiling water SCORE 26
battle snake SCORE 26
roger roger SCORE 14
trying to discipline a cat SCORE 23
snipped it in the butt SCORE 28
pupils dilate SCORE 43
dad’s ravioli SCORE 6
see you tomorrow SCORE 27
the ‘h’ in ghost SCORE 31
saying no to things punch card SCORE 42
overthinking your overthinking SCORE 20
true love is holding hands with a burrito SCORE 19
rats love tiny cars SCORE 39
the hobbit generation SCORE 36
it’s never too early to have the dui talk SCORE 21
dog bites everything SCORE 23
luminous butt bucket SCORE 21
buying goosebumps at the scholastic book fair SCORE 27
not your average gastropub SCORE 18
zebra drawn chariot SCORE 20
