5 days a week SCORE 45
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
oh wow SCORE 48
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
there were no survivors SCORE 37
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
bad ass SCORE 38
i know the feeling well SCORE 31
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
he regrets going to the gym SCORE 32
I’d buy the mayo SCORE 31
cats always come first SCORE 27
my brain does this everytime SCORE 36
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
pebble and roll SCORE 65
but you both still like each other anyway SCORE 31
this can’t be a real sign, can it? SCORE 49
dads always fall in love with the pet they claim not to want SCORE 19
too late SCORE 38
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
you learn something new everyday SCORE 45
wrong place, wrong time SCORE 38
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
important psa SCORE 44
so true SCORE 37
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
she pretended not to know them and took an uber home SCORE 35
there has never been a more perfect name for a group of animals SCORE 34
