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Listen+when+the+universe+is+telling+you+something%26%238230%3B
She+is+Frida%2C+she+has+located+52+trapped+persons+in+Mexico+City+after+yesterday%26%238217%3Bs+earthquake.
She is Frida, she has located 52 trapped persons in Mexico City after yesterday’s earthquake. SCORE 167
The+purest+of+poetry.
The purest of poetry. SCORE 148
Have+you+tried+not+being+poor
Have you tried not being poor SCORE 128
A+teachers+worst+fear
A teachers worst fear SCORE 145
Fill+in+the+dog.
Fill in the dog. SCORE 90
Lion+is+well+trained.
Lion is well trained. SCORE 127
I%26%238217%3Bll+Remember+This
I’ll Remember This SCORE 113
How+are+you+still+not+convinced%3F
How are you still not convinced? SCORE 94
I+Want+His+Job
I Want His Job SCORE 129
Math%3F
Math? SCORE 96
The+choice+is+yours.
The choice is yours. SCORE 105
I+am+the+Sphinx+meow.
I am the Sphinx meow. SCORE 138
Neither+of+them+got+enough+sleep%2C+obviously
Neither of them got enough sleep, obviously SCORE 97
Angels+in+Mexico.
Angels in Mexico. SCORE 207
%26%238216%3BIf+you+insist%26%238217%3B
‘If you insist’ SCORE 90
After+every+natural+disaster%26%238230%3B.
After every natural disaster…. SCORE 63
Too+cool+for+school.
Too cool for school. SCORE 109
28th+and+proud.
28th and proud. SCORE 100
Well.+Alright+then.
Well. Alright then. SCORE 175
yes%26%238230%3B+.YES%26%238230%3B.YESSSS
yes… .YES….YESSSS SCORE 83
Yeppers%26%238230%3B
Yeppers… SCORE 75
Love+my+mom+to+death+but%26%238230%3B
Love my mom to death but… SCORE 92
Poor+eyesight
Poor eyesight SCORE 134
Becky+from+the+block
Becky from the block SCORE 99
Meanwhile%2C+in+The+Matrix
Meanwhile, in The Matrix SCORE 109
Showing+Something+Hilarious+To+Your+Friends
Showing Something Hilarious To Your Friends SCORE 94
Magnets
Magnets SCORE 94
The+backroom+of+the+Natural+History+Museum
The backroom of the Natural History Museum SCORE 84
Snitches+Don%26%238217%3Bt+Get+5-star+Passenger+Ratings
Snitches Don’t Get 5-star Passenger Ratings SCORE 179
This+is+the+largest+container+ship+in+the+world.+It+can+hold+over+19%2C000+containers+and+is+so+massive%2C+the+recent+expansion+of+The+Panama+Canal+is+still+unable+to+accommodate+it%26%238217%3Bs+size
This is the largest container ship in the world. It can hold over 19,000 containers and is so massive, the recent expansion of The Panama Canal is still unable to accommodate it’s size SCORE 61
95%25+of+America
95% of America SCORE 135
Masculinity
Masculinity SCORE 77
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Building a highway in swampland, what could go wrong? SCORE 30
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homophones are fun. SCORE 27
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I am the walrus! SCORE 30
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Nice tweets, bro SCORE 35
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