never let a squirrel borrow your switchblad SCORE 15
anxiety and provolone is the name of my memoir SCORE 15
i need it to hurt just right SCORE 24
just gonna let this one go SCORE 26
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proof buttered noodles are healthy SCORE -23
i’m happy by myself SCORE 19
show me the jerrygirls! SCORE 21
video games are becoming more like the real world everyday SCORE 23
i promise he doesn’t bite SCORE 19
owls being lazy SCORE 24
free eggs SCORE 30
the great escape SCORE 23
okay but this is kind of brilliant SCORE 17
socially awkward meme SCORE 23
kid was probably stoked to accept an award looking like a pirate SCORE 36
shark cat SCORE 32
i can explain! SCORE 18
dr hedgehog SCORE 18
clever uncle SCORE 31
this betrayal shall not go unpunished SCORE 21
benefits of the friend zone SCORE 21
yes, i’ll eat all the avocados! I volunteer as tribute SCORE 30
that’s a lot of ferrets! SCORE 16
relaxed cat SCORE 35
wholesome seals to help lift the monday blues SCORE 26
can’t stop the chills from multiplying SCORE 4
so close he can taste it SCORE 25
i’m just gonna stay inside today SCORE 20
this is accurate SCORE 17
i always thought he looked like a cartoon villain SCORE 25
this is definitely the guy you have to worry about SCORE 13
writing is dangerous SCORE 29
