Pelvic thrusting cats. SCORE 59
The Bob It! SCORE 134
The world is so messed up. SCORE 186
How the cuss did you qualify for this? SCORE 7
Mind. Blown. SCORE 100
Can money buy happiness? SCORE 40
It’s treasure to meeeee! SCORE 319
True fear. SCORE 255
Kids these days… SCORE 105
Dream logic. SCORE 306
This is your face. This is your face on Scotch Tape. SCORE 32
Little Craig’s list. SCORE 140
You’re like the ocean. SCORE 204
A dog’s life. SCORE 185
How I’ll handle the apocalypse. SCORE 118
Passwords these days. SCORE 298
Internet training: 101. SCORE 105
The truth about the holidays. SCORE 171
The best part of getting older… SCORE 194
The next few days on Facebook. SCORE 186
Coincidence? SCORE 148
How to pet a kitty. SCORE 200
Yoga Bear. SCORE 81
Good guy Dog. SCORE 161
Things people say when I write with my left hand. SCORE 192
Cat vs. Blow dryer. SCORE 117
Narwhals love bacon. SCORE 61
Every year around this time… SCORE 67
Overly attached koala. SCORE 178
Broke Back Taco Bell. SCORE 227
When you’re really hungry, waiting for the pizza guy. SCORE 80
Accurate. SCORE 323
