The Dying Squid SCORE 8
Pun! SCORE 140
The texting mitt. SCORE 125
Justin Timberlake. SCORE 233
It’s that time of year again SCORE 8
It has begun… SCORE 95
Pun! SCORE 198
Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming… SCORE 186
Poem by a Hungry Cat SCORE 167
Josh Hutcherson making fun of his own height. SCORE 269
I owned the stage. SCORE 16
If I could have any super power. SCORE 157
When someone asks me how my life is going SCORE 8
Walked into a Best Buy today… SCORE 198
The 12 days of a doggy Christmas! SCORE 202
C’mon man, there’re three bowls here SCORE 15
Shut up and take my galactic credits! SCORE 11
Yes. Yes I would. SCORE 244
Something is wrong with Rihanna, she is always in a corner SCORE 16
How I spent my New Year’s Eve. SCORE 0
Best Pillow EVER SCORE 12
I need easier goals… SCORE 17
Game over. SCORE 15
totally! SCORE 210
Taking off my skinny jeans SCORE 10
Seriously. SCORE 214
One Year Left… SCORE 108
Becoming a vegetarian… SCORE 176
Every time I wash a spoon. SCORE 187
Every gym owner on January 1st. SCORE 11
I’m drownin in it SCORE 11
When I try to play sports SCORE 13