Mama no. SCORE 51
Never forget the true king SCORE 59
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Welp. This is my life now. SCORE 39
I GUESS SCORE 45
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
This is what happens when you park in front of a fire hydrant. SCORE 79
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Safe pupper SCORE 81
The word of the puppo SCORE 55
Walk and talk its. SCORE 73
Schrodinger’s Tupperware SCORE 48
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
The life of a book. SCORE 74
Forbidden snack: The Banana Eel, named for its coloration and markings resembling a ripe banana SCORE 57
Washer/dryer combo for sale SCORE 73
Inconceivable. SCORE 57
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
A lobsters life for me! SCORE 43
When you were blinded by the light, but seem to be doing OK now… SCORE 47
Exchanges with receipt only… SCORE 69
Marilyn Monroe and Choochoo, ~1948 SCORE 48
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
This breaks the cat. SCORE 68
Welcome! Our Kinder surrender checkpoints are your first stop, after which you are free to peruse our gun dispensaries… SCORE 72
The things we do for each other… SCORE 82
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
+ cry. SCORE 118
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
The icon Target uses for onions at checkout SCORE 56
Self depracating life hacks. SCORE 95