there were no survivors SCORE 37
unprofessional or brilliant? SCORE 56
hopefully the job came with complimentary tissues SCORE 39
i wonder why SCORE 39
heavy metal tree SCORE 45
clever girl SCORE 40
never stop trying, Ramen! SCORE 43
cats always come first SCORE 27
don’t act like this isn’t true SCORE 28
i want bill gates to pay off my student loans SCORE 79
oh wow SCORE 48
i wonder what she was dreaming about SCORE 30
you don’t microwave a salad SCORE 25
live your life to impress yourself SCORE 48
they’re my favorite people, too SCORE 36
protect this baby elephant at all costs SCORE 50
you can pet bears, but you really shouldn’t SCORE 35
irony man SCORE 45
dad joke level expert. waka waka waka! SCORE 45
this is a really spicy take SCORE 46
I did not choose these seats SCORE 39
it’s called fashun SCORE 22
so true SCORE 37
reverse psychology on another level SCORE 37
bad ass SCORE 38
must pet the pet SCORE 37
important psa SCORE 44
i can never find the words SCORE 45
delete my number SCORE 28
i also laughed SCORE 56
it’s cursed for sure SCORE 50
he did it because he could SCORE 37
