they were too busy asking if they could… SCORE 40
a punchable enter key to help you take out some anger at work SCORE 22
fedora the explorer SCORE 29
it’s a houseboat? SCORE 18
your words can’t sting me when i’m wearing my bee suit SCORE 30
friend has been deployed. all that was bad is now good SCORE 21
a bear’s guide to spooning. are you the spoon or the teaspoon? SCORE 5
they say nothing is impossible. clearly they’ve never tried touching two magnets together with the same poles SCORE 14
what it’s like working from home with kids SCORE 20
whoop there it is SCORE 23
this lady has her priorities straight SCORE 13
i’m never going to financially recover from this SCORE 23
victor frankenstein would have loved build a bear SCORE 28
my roomba has made a very powerful enemy today SCORE 23
how to maximize having fun at a gym before getting kicked out SCORE 35
phrases that could have been said in the 1300s include SCORE 21
who are you, harry potter? SCORE 24
jane austen novel survival skills. not everyone has them SCORE 40
what cupcakes are called in canada SCORE 23
a fruit hammock, for when you want your produce to be more relaxed than you SCORE 21
did we just become best friends? SCORE 16
let’s play hide the tina SCORE 35
horror story with a happy ending SCORE 36
the world is your oyster SCORE 25
it’s a funny painting worth laughing at for an extended period of time SCORE 30
thank you for putting up with me SCORE 23
their fear is only temporary. sadly, so is my pleasure SCORE 24
we’re all annoying sometimes, but it’s not our defining trait SCORE 58
judges judily SCORE 20
some emails you can’t unsubscribe from SCORE 19
the cat was so close to getting it right SCORE 28
doing math at 7-11 is not easy when you just want some taquitos SCORE 23
