no trash panda was harmed SCORE 16
i’d like to rent a vowel SCORE 14
what fantasy are you revealing? SCORE 22
tweezers just don’t get the job done SCORE 14
i haven’t showered since last year SCORE -4
you’re not leaving us, we’re leaving you! SCORE 10
throw them out SCORE 18
ley’s go skiing SCORE 38
i chose the wrong career SCORE 31
memes cure everything SCORE 10
tim burton pterosaur SCORE 24
very subtle SCORE 17
for the greta good SCORE 8
christmas buck SCORE 27
how to unfunny friends SCORE 42
some people really do need this level of direction SCORE 22
my fart is on the floor SCORE 23
my next hobby SCORE 13
important notes for male writers SCORE 42
then finally stick in somewhere when you find it again SCORE 25
am i a dog? SCORE 33
tiny but a might roar SCORE 18
how old book smell is created SCORE 31
i just love food too much SCORE 21
everyone needs a hill SCORE 25
can’t hurt to try SCORE 31
more dogs than you could have guessed SCORE 32
the one ring to get me to say yes SCORE 25
no one leaves a party before i do SCORE 20
the best opening paragraph of all time SCORE 33
you’re probably faking it SCORE 51
absolutely exhausting SCORE 21
