Come on in, the water’s fine! SCORE -14
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
Louigi gets a tough break. SCORE 24
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
I like the sound you make when… SCORE 12
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
Church of Rodel, Scotland SCORE 21
I can’t wait to see this in my grandkids history books! SCORE 207
Our nations finest quidditch players. SCORE 482
Good Guy Dave. SCORE 461
Accurate. SCORE 146
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
Shotgun vs. Rosa parks. SCORE 291
How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
If Parks and Rec. characters were children’s books. SCORE 135
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
The future. SCORE 22
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
Never trust a toddler. SCORE 82
Only slightly creepy. SCORE -9
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Complimentary air guitar. SCORE 10
2pactopus SCORE 113
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188