it’s impossible, i’ve tried SCORE 33
it even gives you checkered shorts SCORE 8
you can do better than someone who is doing not better *nodnod* SCORE 40
and also asks, “what would you do if you didnt have the suitcase you packed with you when you land?” SCORE 22
priorities are priorities SCORE 11
become alpha SCORE -10
doomed to fail SCORE 21
let’s just forget i said that SCORE 22
they’ll never see it coming SCORE 23
“Hey you! You’re healthy! Are you ok???” SCORE 14
just breathe, itll be ok SCORE 12
fear the fluff of death SCORE 19
got my driver’s license… SCORE -5
i bet they cook shrimp in that house SCORE 14
wow that’s fascinating SCORE 21
if you know, you know SCORE -8
it means your car is lit, man SCORE 22
maybe he knows something we don’t SCORE 19
just some light humor SCORE 8
this list speaks no lie SCORE 10
i dont wanna tacobout it SCORE 9
capri-sun can solve marital conflicts SCORE 19
honestly would benefit if my therapist knew memes SCORE 14
original post was funny, the comment is funnily true, too SCORE 22
*hears the sound of Charlie Brown’s parents talking* SCORE 22
no apple can save you from my wrath SCORE 16
come and listen to the stories i shall tell SCORE 13
thanks that had me stumped SCORE 28
10/10 would hire this person SCORE 19
karateeth SCORE 15
might as well give me a pager, too SCORE 8
i am the funny man SCORE 7