Personal Security in the Modern Age SCORE 6
My Very Catholic Mother Just Sent This To Me SCORE 4
This made me feel so good SCORE 259
Bring me Solo and the Wookie SCORE 11
She Deserves A Medal SCORE 13
Megan Fox And Vegan Fox… SCORE 4
Any Road Trip…Or Big City SCORE 15
I can’t be the only one SCORE 9
The Word ‘Merican’ SCORE -13
The room numbers at this hotel are on the floor. SCORE 13
How we fixed my 90 year old grandfather’s TV problems SCORE 14
Shoo SCORE 125
Goals. SCORE 115
Note to self SCORE 12
I’m hopeless SCORE 106
Why I Never Know Who To Be Mad At SCORE 11
When Everyone Roasts You SCORE 9
Math checks out. SCORE 10
It’s All About What You’re Made Of SCORE 6
My morning pep talk SCORE 8
Desensitization SCORE 143
That time the TMNT were on Oprah. Only the 90s SCORE 131
They Did The Math SCORE 13
Roar of Time SCORE 9
Checking WebMD For A Friendly Diagnosis SCORE 7
Waffles are considerate pancakes SCORE 12
If my love life had a flavor. SCORE 12
pizza is life SCORE 10
I’m on the Jesus diet SCORE 6
Go to Work or Fake Your Own Death SCORE 13
What Did One Orphan Say To The Other? SCORE 4
Gazelle jump in slow motion SCORE 15