Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 157
Time. SCORE 133
Spin kick against arcade punching machine SCORE -6
After going to the gym 3 days in a row. SCORE 91
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
All you need to know about America… SCORE 155
Good advice. SCORE 13
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
True mark of adulthood. SCORE 190
The evolution of light sabers. SCORE 11
When you see it. SCORE 5
Dat feel. SCORE 156
I’ve got this… SCORE 118
Claus Enough SCORE 7
Parroting done right. SCORE 138
This and that SCORE 11
Anyone else? SCORE 144
The shinbone. SCORE 94
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
The Hobbit. SCORE 202
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
Mah feels, man! Mah feels! SCORE 0
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
Frosty the realistic snowman. SCORE 12
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
This one takes the cake for ugly and creative. SCORE 158
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
Germans. SCORE 3
Oh buddy. SCORE 8
Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
