YOLO. SCORE 128
U wanna pizza me? SCORE 181
Dog logic. SCORE 281
Bikini season is right around the corner! SCORE 144
Chase all the strings! SCORE 127
Bad Joke Eel strikes again. SCORE 157
Cats are jerks. SCORE 138
When someone turns on the lights when I’m sleeping. SCORE 272
Sharkspear. SCORE 354
Hey, I just met you. SCORE 124
Cats are jerks. SCORE 218
I > You. SCORE 272
It’s true. SCORE 208
How I feel about people that say “YOLO.” SCORE 207
Oh really? SCORE 174
My life is a constant battle… SCORE 230
Anatomy of a Slurpee. SCORE 247
Every public bathroom ever. SCORE 229
How politics work. SCORE 297
There are plenty of fish in the sea. SCORE 211
Do want. SCORE 248
Reading yoga. SCORE 223
Did you know? SCORE 233
Just discovered TV show that’s been running for 5 years. SCORE 297
No matter how bad your day seems… SCORE 167
Every time… SCORE 142
How you pass the time on vacation. SCORE 144
On the one hand. SCORE 126
When I’m feeling sick… SCORE 180
Every time. SCORE 182
Cat’s resume. SCORE 109
Scumbag Golden Retriever. SCORE 255