The fridge was running… SCORE 25
City’s full. SCORE 20
The ultimate insult SCORE 39
Thanks, Chad Ghost SCORE 46
Look alive, Julie. SCORE 20
Barista good. SCORE 60
He dance the dance of our people. SCORE 25
I could bathe here… SCORE 27
This is why I game. SCORE 38
When the waiter FINALLY brings your plate… SCORE 28
Researved parking for the Kardashian family? SCORE 21
Oh the things we’ve seen. SCORE 37
That’s one way to look at it SCORE 38
Baby Bruce Lee SCORE 28
This does make me happy… SCORE 40
Perspective is everything. SCORE 36
Love is odd. SCORE 42
It meeeaaaaans no worries. SCORE 21
Winter is coming… SCORE 39
What a time to be alive, honestly. SCORE 34
Just mortician things… SCORE 29
We’re narrowing it down SCORE 36
Human v2.3 SCORE 22
*uses Prime daily* SCORE 23
Knowing what time it is, is overrated… SCORE 14
What are taxes, tho? SCORE 37
Twitter rarely disappoints. SCORE 31
This thicc banana SCORE 18
r e l e v a n t SCORE 36
*easily amused* SCORE 46
Father son goals. SCORE 36
Rent, basically. SCORE 43
