Took kids parasailing and they played dead. SCORE 21
ALLL ABOARD SCORE 32
Gets spooky anyway… SCORE 25
All jokes aside… SCORE 27
The lack of self awareness… SCORE 28
Ah yes. Starch coils. SCORE 26
You could just tell there was something about that one… SCORE 29
Says the actor hired by a multi-billion dollar company… SCORE 34
I can’t believe we’ve done this… SCORE 22
Cat maths SCORE 28
More like $60 SCORE 31
Jimbo to the rescue. SCORE 27
Thanks, ma. SCORE 29
Eggs with chocolate powder are an eggcellent choice. SCORE 26
*American flag emoji* SCORE 27
Beware the camel chip cookies… SCORE 8
Shuuuuunnnnnnn SCORE 27
Sad ball is sad… :| SCORE 26
It’s her favorite movie… SCORE 22
Hey at least they’re aware… SCORE 31
When school starts again post C19… SCORE 22
Oh so you’re just gonna kill our mom and leave? – Angry Deer, probably. SCORE 21
Highly relatable, child. SCORE 33
Schrödinger’s gato SCORE 25
The fossil of a Kronosaurus SCORE 23
Ohh that broke the glass… SCORE 31
Hail Him. SCORE 20
A receipt confirming the transaction of four thousand gallons of sesame seeds (more in the comments) SCORE 20
Vending machine in Japan designed to blend in with its surroundings. SCORE 28
I am not prepared for the reality. SCORE 27
Maybe he’s Bourne with it. SCORE 15
Emotional support kitty. SCORE 21
