Should you get back together? SCORE 269
Starbucks at 8 am. SCORE 115
I don’t always find you… SCORE 91
I am home. SCORE 3
Stupid evolution. SCORE 2
But it smells so good… SCORE -2
That Thing That Happened SCORE 32
You deserve this bar of chocolate because… SCORE 226
NOKIA PHONES SCORE 6
There was a spider… SCORE 118
Harry Potter and the Seven Stages of Denial. SCORE 290
Scarring your childhood. SCORE 3
The ultimate dog shaming. SCORE 26
Liam Neeson. SCORE 207
What people really hear. SCORE 83
The Interwebz SCORE 1
You can see me? SCORE 149
Eye of the sparrow. SCORE 54
Accurate. SCORE 113
Things no one says anymore. SCORE 142
Sleeping is dumb. SCORE 69
A cat’s life. SCORE 116
Chance of getting hired at a job interview. SCORE 94
You think I’m cute? SCORE 154
Surprise me. SCORE 97
Thank you Mom SCORE 153
My OCD senses are tingling. SCORE 158
Accuracy SCORE 130
The internet. SCORE 152
herry. stahp. wat err yer doen herry. SCORE 3
It’s the most sexiest time of the year. SCORE 104
Hop. Plop. SCORE 109