Sir, this is a Wendy’s… SCORE 28
Won’t somebody please think of the sea turtles?! SCORE 26
Tale as old as time. SCORE 29
Step up your game, IHOP. SCORE 35
I wonder if they gave their two weeks… SCORE 25
Hello fren. SCORE 27
Just older brother things… SCORE 23
…of course they drive a Ford. SCORE 5
Be gentle… it’s been a long time. SCORE 17
This guy gets ladies… SCORE 39
You gonna die clown! SCORE 13
The ladder economy is booming, these days. SCORE 26
You are pure comedy… to someone. SCORE 26
Entitlement comes easy! SCORE 39
I am mostly broken… SCORE 27
Is father going to bury me in the garden…? SCORE 44
Look at you and your wisdom teeth… SCORE 32
Tom cruise is an inspiration. SCORE 34
Light it up baby! SCORE 25
Yeah I could go for one of those… SCORE 30
The Entrepreneurial spirit. SCORE 25
A rare edit. SCORE 24
Yeah we can play this game… SCORE 29
Why you wakin’ me up… SCORE 19
The contrast is palpable. SCORE 11
Just Doctor Phil things… SCORE 29
OK so that’s how they wear the pants… SCORE 25
In other news, cats climb irreverently. SCORE 33
The chilly box is becoming self-aware… SCORE 26
Spot on, though. SCORE 28
Take care the single ladies. SCORE 37
A wordsmith, really. SCORE 37
