“you can’t run your house like an oppressive regime, mom” SCORE 17
it does seem magical with how much this happens on accident SCORE 24
the ultimate “i’m tired” face SCORE 12
she really gets me SCORE 13
etched into your memory for eons SCORE 18
old, or no old, there is no in-between SCORE 34
bahama mamas w’ll do that to ya SCORE 2
brain laundry is hard SCORE 36
put on your sunday clothes, there’s lots of world out there SCORE 14
but what about second knowing SCORE 31
you’ve maybe seen a housefly, or even a horse fly…but you ain’t never see a turtle fly SCORE 21
what about semi-secret SCORE 44
how you gunna call out my childhood like that SCORE 29
i’ve become far too powerful for you humans SCORE 26
self esteam issues SCORE 26
sweet, i could only find ones that were roughly used! SCORE 0
parental support SCORE 22
now now, hear them out, after all, there is a 0.000000000000001% chance… SCORE 16
don’t make me bring bad cop SCORE 24
she’s the one SCORE 1
so this is what all the buzz is about SCORE 20
welp, time to just roll over and oof SCORE 15
5, obviously SCORE 38
it adds so much sass SCORE 22
*just in case SCORE 27
better watch your back, buddy SCORE 9
if it’s “lazy”, i shouldn’t have to chop anything SCORE 34
my older brother *was* right… SCORE 13
this is really cute SCORE 53
with no orb to ponder, is there even a point anymore SCORE 18
just a cheap knockoff illness SCORE 41
cat burglars may be a problem SCORE 23
