I am his hands. He is my eyes. SCORE 139
Meth. Not Even Once. SCORE 46
A dog's life. SCORE 143
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder SCORE 78
Abort mission! SCORE 152
Black cats have feelings too! SCORE 240
Got the job SCORE 140
This was predicted by a guy at Mission Viejo High School in California in his senior quote...in 1993. It's been verified by several people I went to high school with. SCORE 106
Fieldwork Fail: glued to crocodile SCORE 126
Ball's in your court NASA. SCORE 117
My relationship with ghosts. SCORE 232
how locks work.. SCORE 156
There was a spider... SCORE 117
Don't even think about touching grandma's stuff SCORE 177
Irony. SCORE 221
Nothing screams boyfriend material as much as this SCORE 84
Trololololo. SCORE 197
Shark Enjoys Belly Rub SCORE 105
Wash Your Hands Please SCORE 132
Dad Joke Material SCORE 188
Recent Conversation I had with My Grandfather SCORE 120
Howlers. SCORE 218
Why I can't get a job. SCORE 233
Mom Kicks Her Son Out Of The House For Being Gay SCORE 114
Totally rude SCORE 144
How to get first place in a science fair caw caw. SCORE 43
Every Single Problem In My Life SCORE 61
Maximum derp. SCORE 142
The evolution of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. SCORE 124
Snape was right SCORE 236
Lori vs. a broom. SCORE 192
Makes total sense now. SCORE 146
