When you lie on the resume but nail the interview… SCORE 28
Learn to prosper by yourself SCORE 27
It’s kind of my thing this year… SCORE 31
Well Yes SCORE 35
Lick more and stay healthy out there. SCORE 27
OK Slinky Dog makes a good tattoo :/ SCORE 36
Succ it up, Em. SCORE 31
Some say he’s still searching to this day… SCORE 27
Look at the statistics, tho. SCORE 27
Being married is hard. SCORE 30
Let’s just keep it simple, Jack. SCORE 21
Horse is as horse does… SCORE 28
Best Birb Friends SCORE 30
A bottle of Listerine from ~1919. SCORE 20
The dog seems confused. SCORE 14
Thanks mom… SCORE 26
Yes? Father is that you? SCORE 31
Kraken ad on a London Bus SCORE 28
boop activated… SCORE 26
Amway and bust? SCORE 31
New cat friend after a visit to the vet, a good clean-up, and a full meal SCORE 36
Hands free, my arse… SCORE 29
This is what we call art. SCORE 26
Right on the pavement SCORE 37
I’m not above the law. SCORE 38
1993 Halle Berry was rad. SCORE 25
Survivor from the Australia’s fires. SCORE 27
1985 school lunches were hard to beat. SCORE 25
Nemo out there touching butts… SCORE 26
$6.95 E-mail Delivery Fee? Send it by owl, thanks… SCORE 25
It demands the sushi. SCORE 24
Recursed tea… SCORE 25