i needed to relax anyway SCORE 38
this tweet aged poorly SCORE 34
they get huge SCORE 22
omg SCORE 20
and he’s a dad joke expert SCORE 27
frozen pizza hack SCORE 19
when coffee is literally life SCORE 18
bordering on 3 SCORE 27
i hope they made it their destination SCORE 23
it could’ve been vodka SCORE 25
that’s one reason to get married SCORE 54
imagine the possibilities SCORE 29
call the fire department SCORE 4
i have layers SCORE 32
i’d be terrified SCORE 39
if there’s something strange SCORE 31
english burn SCORE 27
i’m canceling SCORE 9
your new pumpkin overlord sees everything SCORE 39
who’s in? SCORE 34
is this a meet cute? SCORE 38
definitely a dog SCORE 45
this is why i drink SCORE 29
the bank knows your patterns SCORE 18
back to bed! SCORE 19
excuse me SCORE 19
clever SCORE 29
maybe we should grab a drink sometime SCORE 21
an impossible task SCORE 20
prehistoric birds can be so cruel SCORE 29
the problem isn’t the bar SCORE 16
i don’t understand your instuctions SCORE 28
