My favorite Siri answer of all time SCORE 119
What would Bin Laden think? SCORE 185
The most loyal friend. SCORE 91
Oldie but a goodie SCORE 94
Tea Light Engine SCORE 113
Happy family. SCORE 93
Multitasking…. SCORE 106
I think I just lost my roommate a job by singing Stevie Wonder at the top of my lungs… SCORE 91
Dad Life SCORE 95
"Hello sir, I would like one alcohol please" SCORE 125
I take it back SCORE 132
College life SCORE 119
The names of these kids menu items SCORE 175
His baby wears a head-shaping helmet so he’s got the whole family wearing helmets now. SCORE 127
Roger Fisher about nuclear war SCORE 167
Look! SCORE 69
LIE DAMMIT! SCORE 83
Jim is savage when he wants to be. SCORE 133
I regret everything. SCORE 109
Why you should always watch Pingu with the subtitles turned on SCORE 119
Jabba’s the only one not to get any SCORE 56
You ever been so drunk… SCORE 97
Golden Retrievers Are The Best SCORE 101
Hairswap SCORE 86
Whenever I find a single ant in my kitchen. SCORE 113
Ballpoint pen closeup SCORE 108
The Korean Crow-Tit looks like a cotton ball ploof with a cute little face :) SCORE 125
CAW SCORE 59
Another American letdown SCORE 163
Nope, Chuck Testa SCORE 104
It’s… It’s Beautiful SCORE 103
Shallow SCORE 87