Baby causes mom a c o n c e r n SCORE 32
People are losing it out there… SCORE 30
Beware the sopa. SCORE 35
Interesting… Interesting… SCORE 13
Bröther, just one sneck. SCORE 29
Guess I’ll die SCORE 20
I someone reading The Never Ending Story? SCORE 22
The wind blows so consistently strong around Greenough, Western Australia, that unprotected trees grow horizontally. SCORE 26
Rio’s Christ the Redeemer statue was lit up to look like a doctor on Easter Sunday SCORE 46
Due to less pollution in lockdown, the Loch Ness monster comes up for some fresh air. Welcome back, Nessie. SCORE 35
aussie aussie aussie oye oye oye SCORE 17
This is a fun game. SCORE 26
Do not breath at the pupper. SCORE 33
RIP In Peace, road warrior. SCORE 40
Sample Teachers Contract from the 1920’s before collective bargaining. SCORE 19
They really juiced up that description. SCORE 34
Quarantine Day 439: Doctor has successfully performed a six-way full body reconstructive surgery. SCORE 24
I are helpful SCORE 26
OK BUT AREA CODE NEXT TIME SCORE 25
A Parmesan vending machine. Italy seems nice… SCORE 27
Protect the birbs. SCORE 29
Covid-19 is ruining it for all SCORE 26
Carrying a tree into the house must be exhausting. SCORE 18
Do your part. SCORE 13
This is all very sad, ok? Unprecedented even. Nobody could have seen this doing. SCORE 23
quarantine bunnies or easter hostages? SCORE 26
When your wife watches your press briefings. SCORE 28
My parents wouldn’t let me in… SCORE 33
This is medical advice everyone should know. SCORE 33
The dollars must flow. SCORE 24
French Fry Queen is back at it. SCORE 39
Almost had it, bud! SCORE 28