Trying to teach my kids how the thermostat works. SCORE 127
The shinbone. SCORE 94
Germans. SCORE 3
This and that SCORE 11
Dat feel. SCORE 156
Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
Time. SCORE 133
Frosty the realistic snowman. SCORE 12
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
Oh buddy. SCORE 8
The evolution of light sabers. SCORE 11
Claus Enough SCORE 7
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
True mark of adulthood. SCORE 190
Mah feels, man! Mah feels! SCORE 0
When you see it. SCORE 5
Anyone else? SCORE 144
After going to the gym 3 days in a row. SCORE 91
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
Favorite shows as drinks. SCORE 221
Good advice. SCORE 13
I’ve got this… SCORE 118
Things that have never, ever been said. SCORE 157
Go fishing with dad they said. “It will be fun” they said… SCORE 136
The Perfect Gift SCORE 188
Parroting done right. SCORE 138
First kisses are always terrible. SCORE 116
OH NO OH NO NOOOOO SCORE 120
The Hobbit. SCORE 203
Harry has great taste in music. SCORE 102