Recently the US had its first measles epidemic in half a century SCORE 73
I don’t think Orangutans like rain very much! SCORE 47
Btw,it’s btw. SCORE 79
She probably had the biggest grin on her face SCORE 134
Public school dress code be like… SCORE 39
Solid temporary fix SCORE 50
Don’t even test me SCORE 65
Gucci is at its worst SCORE 52
Mama Freighter nursing her young SCORE 54
If my friend was a Doctor… SCORE 60
Alas, poor Yorick! I ate him, Horatio SCORE 50
An apple orchard after a hurricane’s passed through. SCORE 67
Carrie Fisher’s advice to Daisy Ridley SCORE 76
Don’t litter! SCORE 112
The 2nd Amendment isn’t for 2nd class citizens SCORE 69
Who needs 5 hour energy when you have 55 hour? SCORE 45
When you’re so damn lazy that even an app can detect it. SCORE 68
FLORIDA MAN LEVELS SCORE 46
My friend’s dog is a deep sleeper and we had a leftover corn cob… SCORE 51
Are you religious? SCORE 69
The Simpsons: How times have changed. SCORE 76
Thug life SCORE 60
Ricky Gervais raised the glass… SCORE 26
Not as cool as we thought! SCORE 88
They mean it too SCORE 32
me_irl SCORE 50
Dat cat is definitely up to no good SCORE 59
Help us… SCORE 47
Let me change my mind, Netflix SCORE 130
Too much of a good thing SCORE 86
2005 was a different time SCORE 39
There is no worse feeling. SCORE 54
