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If+Iron+Man+was+a+Lannister.
He+didn%26%238217%3Bt+sugercoat+it
He didn’t sugercoat it SCORE 227
Complex+carbohydrates
Complex carbohydrates SCORE 212
We%26%238217%3Bre+Completely+Serious
We’re Completely Serious SCORE -5
Yeah%2C+I%26%238217%3Bm+a+penguin.+Deal.
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
I+want+to+do+this.
I want to do this. SCORE 294
Imperial+Walker
Imperial Walker SCORE 160
Do+you+want+to+taco+%26%238217%3Bbout+it%3F
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Fall+is+coming.
Fall is coming. SCORE 13
He+told+me+he%26%238217%3Bd+buy+me+a+boat%26%238230%3B
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
Seriously+though%26%238230%3B+Wtf%3F
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
Things+To+do.
Things To do. SCORE 16
Shadow+Puppets
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
How+a+Girl+Proposes
How a Girl Proposes SCORE 11
She+Was+Asking+For+It
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
%26%238230%3BYummy%26%238230%3B
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Lucid+Dreaming
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Well+That+Escalated+Quickly%26%238230%3B
Well That Escalated Quickly… SCORE 12
Dat+cake.
Dat cake. SCORE 5
Jim+Gaffigan+must+be+a+great+dad.
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 230
Me%3F+A+princess%3F+Shut+up
Me? A princess? Shut up SCORE 5
A+true+first+world+problem.
A true first world problem. SCORE 16
Battering+chicken+logic.
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148
The+grass+is+always+greener.
The grass is always greener. SCORE 17
So+you+see
So you see SCORE 20
The+happiest+dog.
The happiest dog. SCORE 143
Because+Cute
Because Cute SCORE 16
Crabs.
Crabs. SCORE 162
This+happens+way+too+often
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Tuna+disposal.
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
Thanks+cleverbot%26%238230%3B
Thanks cleverbot… SCORE 7
The+arctic+summer.
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
I+whip+thy+wig+to+and+fro
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107
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My+dream.
My dream. SCORE 134
More+than+meets+the+eye.
More than meets the eye. SCORE 183
Just+a+puppy.
Just a puppy. SCORE 181
Oh+hipsters%26%238230%3B
Oh hipsters… SCORE 130
Jennifer+gets+it.
Jennifer gets it. SCORE 291
A+tree%26%238217%3Bs+broken+dreams.
A tree’s broken dreams. SCORE 125
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