He didn’t sugercoat it SCORE 227
Complex carbohydrates SCORE 212
We’re Completely Serious SCORE -5
Yeah, I’m a penguin. Deal. SCORE 2
I want to do this. SCORE 294
Imperial Walker SCORE 160
Do you want to taco ’bout it? SCORE 241
Fall is coming. SCORE 13
He told me he’d buy me a boat… SCORE 10
Seriously though… Wtf? SCORE -326
Things To do. SCORE 16
Shadow Puppets SCORE 10
How a Girl Proposes SCORE 11
She Was Asking For It SCORE 8
…Yummy… SCORE 5
Lucid Dreaming SCORE 19
Well That Escalated Quickly… SCORE 12
Dat cake. SCORE 5
Jim Gaffigan must be a great dad. SCORE 230
Me? A princess? Shut up SCORE 5
A true first world problem. SCORE 16
Battering chicken logic. SCORE 148
The grass is always greener. SCORE 17
So you see SCORE 20
The happiest dog. SCORE 143
Because Cute SCORE 16
Crabs. SCORE 162
This happens way too often SCORE 11
Tuna disposal. SCORE 189
Thanks cleverbot… SCORE 7
The arctic summer. SCORE 239
I whip thy wig to and fro SCORE 107