Dad to the rescue! SCORE 73
King of the forest. SCORE 62
You’re at Hooters… how well could it be going… SCORE 103
Come to the party, leave with a vasectomy. SCORE 31
Superior move! SCORE 83
Hugs to scale. SCORE 72
Smartphone maths. SCORE 35
Cookie collapse SCORE 36
I can still hear the hold music… SCORE 88
The best Ellen show interview SCORE 87
Oprah Winfrey: The real self-made billionaire SCORE 102
Barbie pagoda fungus is ridiculously attractive. SCORE 88
You think YOUR guest list was big… SCORE 105
Bernie Sanders picking up trash at Burlington Park after being elected Mayor in 1981 SCORE 55
Unexpected evolution… SCORE 56
Friggan Canucks. SCORE 83
Satan cakes. Bet they tasted good tho. SCORE 61
That’s one way to educate people… SCORE 90
Zing SCORE 70
Harry Potter and the gulag of secrets SCORE 90
Lies for good. SCORE 84
Gamers for good. SCORE 106
Cuddly cloud SCORE 70
My child is punishing me. SCORE 49
Serenity on the go. SCORE 71
[screaming intensifies] SCORE 55
No need for awkward small talk SCORE 109
You is kind. You is smart. You is important. SCORE 61
Just Jeep problems… SCORE 64
This actually explains a lot. SCORE 53
*Delighted Bat Noises* SCORE 60
Get it, Bill. SCORE 78
