Sir, may I trouble you for some pets? SCORE 11
Words to live by SCORE 16
For Lease Navidad SCORE 13
#KimJongUnHasAStupidHaircut SCORE 12
Best Day of his life so far! SCORE 5
If you think your life sucks… SCORE 83
Why You Don’t See Santa Claus SCORE 11
That’s a terrible surprise. SCORE 139
Colbert: NASA has found methane on Mars SCORE 149
Time. SCORE 133
My life SCORE 113
The most non-offensive Christmas card. SCORE 9
My kind of princess. Taco Belle. SCORE 98
Potential bookmarks SCORE 120
Boom pregnant! SCORE 14
Claus Enough SCORE 7
Loki. SCORE 152
I could watch this all day. SCORE 150
This guy repaints doll faces. SCORE 202
Germans. SCORE 3
Loud music. SCORE 14
Well this is depressing. SCORE 4
I hate my life. SCORE 12
The shinbone. SCORE 94
When you see it. SCORE 5
Soy milk. SCORE 11
How I feel about Christmas. SCORE 8
How well I sleep. SCORE 8
When I get home from work. SCORE 105
Oh buddy. SCORE 8
Group projects. SCORE 149
Got my girlfriend a leather jacket for Christmas. SCORE -6