Well, he’s not wrong… SCORE 77
Timeout buddy. SCORE 25
RIP to my face… SCORE 84
Paragraph. SCORE 51
I think this coffee machine is flirting with me SCORE 42
Nothing like a good trot in the snow… SCORE 69
Footprints left by ladybug SCORE 71
How to find a dog. SCORE 64
OG lookback meme SCORE 72
I could live in this Matrix… SCORE 55
Penny from 1935 that may have been used to cheat old gumball machines SCORE 40
That’s sure one way of putting it… SCORE 57
Protect a tree with the corpses of his dead friends SCORE 39
Challenge accepted… SCORE 63
Can’t teach an old lady new friends. SCORE 77
*smol crunches* SCORE 38
Not a chance, pal. SCORE 58
She doesn’t actually seem to care. SCORE 72
One-ply toilet paper should be illegal SCORE 38
Houston, we have a problem. SCORE 85
Doggo loves hooman SCORE 103
Easily the most underrated line. SCORE 47
Oh my lawd. SCORE 79
I’d rather not know.. SCORE 55
Living in the present. SCORE 64
The beginning of a beautiful friendship. SCORE 115
The Motel 6 will provide. SCORE 64
Are you even real? SCORE 113
James Fridman teaches students what a cool teacher should look like SCORE 106
Advanced Twitter SCORE 116
The 8-pound killing machine SCORE 88
This is advanced homelessness SCORE 39
