How I view optimists, as a pessimist. SCORE 178
When Tumblr gets deep. SCORE 441
The power of barking SCORE 18
Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial. SCORE 455
George R.R. Martin vs. J. K. Rowling. SCORE 22
The trouble with being Canadian. SCORE 326
I can’t hear you. SCORE 23
Clive wasn’t a smart man. SCORE 240
The Twortle SCORE 142
The baobab trees, Madagascar. SCORE 20
I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. SCORE 188
Best Friend Cats. SCORE 130
Literally all I ever see on Facebook SCORE 16
Scumbag NSA. SCORE 395
You just can’t trust an Oompa Loompa. SCORE 186
Splash Mountain, you’re doing it right. SCORE 20
Trollololo! SCORE 151
When you have a snake as a roommate. SCORE 207
One big gelatinous ooze. SCORE 402
Non-essential organ support group. SCORE 221
Accurate. SCORE 146
Found my shirt. SCORE 117
Research doesn’t lie. SCORE 229
Same thing… SCORE 21
Why I don’t look out the window at night SCORE 193
2pactopus SCORE 113
Burn!!! SCORE 1
Howling lessons SCORE 9
A very nice way to say thank you for the graduation gift SCORE 148
The girl in our math problems. SCORE 546
Lady Liberty while she was still being created. SCORE 12
Your cat hates you. SCORE 148
