This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
This is why I’m single SCORE 32
Awkward SCORE 69
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Problem solved SCORE 34
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
I forgot where my desk is located. Please help SCORE 33
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
easy money SCORE 29
Life is a balancing act SCORE 54
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
Jinkies! SCORE 63
It’s my super power SCORE 44
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Where’s the lie? SCORE 67
The obvious answer SCORE 26
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Nailed it SCORE 11
For me? SCORE 45
Same… SCORE 53
At least he read the recipe? SCORE 1
No emoji needed. Or wanted SCORE 45
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Classic muffin hamster mix-up SCORE 40
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
