This is why I keep my freezer full of ice cream. For the burns. SCORE 39
Good boi summer SCORE 75
Plot twist! SCORE 42
Seagulls can’t read. And don’t care SCORE 31
easy money SCORE 29
Stress relief SCORE 45
I swear it was the elephants for real this time SCORE 31
You can skip the next one… hundred SCORE 40
The obvious answer SCORE 26
What a cat-astrophe SCORE 24
I cried then fell asleep SCORE 46
The Devil’s Advocate… SCORE 5
Let’s just be friends SCORE 24
Gotta work to eat SCORE 75
Every sneeze after 25 could send you to the hospital SCORE 36
Important Chipotle Hack SCORE 63
The one with the boom stick! SCORE 36
Coffee isn’t strong enough SCORE 40
Happy little trees SCORE 50
Same… SCORE 53
Eyes don’t lie SCORE 35
Just keep swimming SCORE 37
It’s for your own good SCORE 25
What about Linux? SCORE 45
50 percent of ant marriages end in divorce SCORE 47
The obvious answer is always the right answer SCORE 47
She doesn’t need to watch the movies, she’s going to live them SCORE 55
Problem solved SCORE 34
Corbyn Dallas Multi-Pass SCORE 39
Would you prefer the CliffsNotes? SCORE 36
While I have your attention, let me ask you a question SCORE 6
What year is ist? SCORE 35
