The Times Photoshoot. SCORE 282
Flight 772. SCORE 460
Dem feels. SCORE 448
When someone walks past… SCORE 188
Eargasm Worthy SCORE -7
Mom was right about a lot of things. SCORE 229
SONDER SCORE 21
True story. SCORE 385
Insom-nom-nom-nom-nom-nia. SCORE 162
Swimming practice. SCORE 236
Why I’ve never felt comfortable using these things… SCORE 140
True desperation. SCORE 150
Bees. SCORE 307
Pounds to galleons SCORE 14
Super Mario SCORE 197
The manliest alphabet. SCORE 95
the good guy always finishes last SCORE 20
We spent 10 years looking for Bin Laden SCORE 321
You’re welcome. SCORE 212
Life as an introvert. SCORE 209
Canceling plans. SCORE 222
So close… SCORE 249
Fat SCORE 493
The Feels SCORE 14
Every time I spend the night at my girlfriend’s… SCORE 187
Exactly. SCORE 170
Spiders. SCORE 202
Costas Hummingbird SCORE 24
I hate clothing tags. SCORE 171
Get in there! SCORE 9
My workout routine. SCORE 10
That’s a striking resemblance. SCORE 310